Why Is Draco Malfoys Name Funny

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Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair… and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley

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Draco Malfoy: [to Harry, disguised as Goyle] Why are you wearing glasses?
Goyle: Oh, uh… reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

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Draco Malfoy: Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] You're wrong!
Draco Malfoy: What? You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore? Well? Do you?
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] … Harry Potter?
Draco Malfoy: Good one, Goyle. You're absolutely right.

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Draco Malfoy: [after having Harry's picture taken] Bet you loved that, didn't you Potter. Famous Harry Potter can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page.
Ginny: Leave him alone.
Draco Malfoy: Oh, look, Potter, you got yourself a girlfriend

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Draco Malfoy: [picks up Neville's Rememberall] Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.
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Draco Malfoy: Wait 'til my father hears about this! This is servant's stuff!
Harry: If I didn't know any better, Draco, I'd say you were scared.
Draco Malfoy: I'm not scared, Potter!
[howling noise]
Draco Malfoy: Did you hear that?
Harry: [calls the dog] Come on, Fang!

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Draco Malfoy: Didn't mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop, Potter? Petrificus totalus! Oh yeah. She was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin.
[Stomps on Harry's nose]
Draco Malfoy: That was for my father. Enjoy your ride back to London.
[Covers Harry up with the invisibility cloak and then leaves]

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[Hagrid's sad about Norbert being taken away]
Caretaker Argus Filch: For God's sake, pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about ya…
Draco Malfoy: The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are-
[a howling noise is heard]
Draco Malfoy: … werewolves.
Caretaker Argus Filch: Oh, there's more than werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty-night.

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Albus Dumbledore: Draco, years ago I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices. Please let me help you!
Draco Malfoy: [crying] I don't need your help! Don't you understand? I have to do this! I have to kill you… or he's gonna kill me!

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Malfoy: [outside the shrieking shack to Ron and Hermione] Well, well. Look who's here - you two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasel-Bee? Don't your family all sleep in… one room?

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Me: *takes deep breath*

Me: i lov-

Anyone who has ever talked to me: yes, you love draco malfoy. we know you love him with all your soul and being, we know you just love anything about him, you love draco lucius malfoy the boy who never had a choice, yOU LOVE DRACO MALFOY WE FUCKING GET IT

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